No body move, I dropped my brain.







That's not funny.
"The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries." -- Winston Churchill
“If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'?” -- Paul Harvey
"The Lord loves a working man, don't trust whitey, see a doctor and get rid of it" -- Navin R. Johnson







i hate it when crash gets bored







I know. It's so hard to maintain an erection when you aren't interested.
I will never forget you, although I try very much to do so on a daily basis.
My psychiatrist recommends medication. I'm not sure to which one of us he's referring to.
Wait, I think someone just farted in my pants.