The only slice of the Pacific Northwest worth visiting for a picnic is Yakima.
Yup. The Meth capitol of the Pacific Northwest. And major transhipment point for all kinds of drugs. Lots of heroin there too. Fine place for a picnic. That's why we moved away from the Yakima valley in 1980. My Dad was a high school principal there, and he was getting death threats for coming down hard on the drug dealers in the school. (True story.) Those fûckers shot at our house.
But then again, we all know how reliable Joe's posts are.
Originally Posted by Bad Santa 1050
Just when you think it can't get worse, Crash comes along and informs you that not only is the glass not half full, but it is stolen and contains a mix of horse semen, urine, laxative and viagra, right after you swallowed a mouthful...
Originally Posted by Joe Houle
...no ink and going baconless on your bacon cheeseburger is about the most rebelious thing you can do these days.