Lucas Refrigerators: The reason the British like warm beer.
Originally Posted by Bad Santa 1050
Just when you think it can't get worse, Crash comes along and informs you that not only is the glass not half full, but it is stolen and contains a mix of horse semen, urine, laxative and viagra, right after you swallowed a mouthful...
Originally Posted by Joe Houle
...no ink and going baconless on your bacon cheeseburger is about the most rebelious thing you can do these days.