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    Re: Why I like motorcycles....

    They're a great way to reel in phone numbers and poon
    If i knew it was gonna be that kinda party I'd of stuck my bike in the mashed potato's

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    Re: Why I like motorcycles....

    Quote Originally Posted by Metatron
    They're a great way to reel in phone numbers and poon
    -i ❤ drunk whores, usually play the "i gots no rear pegs and you ain'ts got no helmet" diversion. been called out on the red-bike though..scared her sober and never wanted a ride again.

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    Re: Why I like motorcycles....

    I let em sit on it and pose for pictures, never take em out on it unless they have their own gear (shows me they know what they're doing). But when you're there smelling like gasoline and grease, they're sitting on your ride, it's one easy step for a number ---> poon.

    It's like fishing with dynamite, imho.
    If i knew it was gonna be that kinda party I'd of stuck my bike in the mashed potato's

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    Re: Why I like motorcycles....

    or fishing for STD's...... you know those tranny's flirting with you are walking AIDS victims.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeepSixxx
    or fishing for STD's...... you know those tranny's flirting with you are walking AIDS victims.
    -i ❤ condoms and antibacterial-shower gel. i smoke and drink alcohol, both of which ward off topical viruses. although, i fear the herpes.

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    Re: Why I like motorcycles....

    You wouldn't install a new clutch without a close inspection, would you?

    Simple finger test:
    Play around with the cooter for a minute and then grab a boobie with the same hand. Suck on same boobies nipple, and sniff your fingers. If it comes back bad, you left your toaster on and have to jet home before the house burns down .

    That method + new rubb'uhs = good to go.
    If i knew it was gonna be that kinda party I'd of stuck my bike in the mashed potato's

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    Re: Why I like motorcycles....

    herpes isn't that bad. it's the wart outbreaks that really get ya. always trust a sailor.


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    Re: Why I like motorcycles....

    The tingley vibrations in the seat keep hemorrhoids away.....
    "What are you looking at fuzz nuts!!??" - Winston Churchill

    For is not part of greatness the ability of a man to laugh, not only at himself, but, more importantly, at others?

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    Re: Why I like motorcycles....

    Quote Originally Posted by Metatron
    You wouldn't install a new clutch without a close inspection, would you?

    Simple finger test:
    Play around with the cooter for a minute and then grab a boobie with the same hand. Suck on same boobies nipple, and sniff your fingers. If it comes back bad, you left your toaster on and have to jet home before the house burns down .

    That method + new rubb'uhs = good to go.
    if you're going on smell and flavor alone, youre going to get some moose bumps my friend!

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    Re: Why I like motorcycles....

    If i knew it was gonna be that kinda party I'd of stuck my bike in the mashed potato's

 

 
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