[crashmasterd]

Mine's just a litttttttle bit schizophrenic.

It was blue, before the medication.

 

[crashmasterd]

Anybody else think camouflaging your motorcycle might be a bad idea? Call me crazy...

Yeah, I think it's a bad idea. I just don't care!

 

[crashmasterd]

Here is the deal on visibility:

Cagers WILL fail to see you. No matter what.

I don't care if you have flashing headlights, a Yellow bike, an orange vest, or a 10 foot pussy pink flag saying "Follow Me To Hooters", the bastards will fail to see you.

It's your responsibility to keep out of these idiots way. I wear what I want and just assume I am invisible to everybody but Cops. I just take appropriate defensive measures.

It's not what you wear, or how visible your bike is, it's all about how aware YOU are of your surroundings. Trusting a piece of equipment to make you visible is laziness and wishfull thinking.

 

[crashmasterd]

Ouch.  Why you gotta make me cry? 

Where's the fun in that? 

I have a tendency to state uncomfortable truths.  Gets me into trouble a bunch.  Makes ladies avoid me.  It's been said that my "Brain/mouth filter doesn't work."  I'd rather have it that way than be quiet and accepting of stupidness.

I did learn not to say "Hey!  When's the baby due?" 

 

[crashmasterd]

Yeah Crash, I learnt that one too. Now I don't mention the words baby or pregnant unless I can actually see it coming out of her!

We got a prego in my class who's 8 months gone. She came in the other day and said she wasn't feeling very well.

I asked very innocently if it was possible she was pregnant.

She looked thoughtfull for a second then said: "Maybe."