[Guest]

"Fuck off cunt"

 

[Tharp]

Blow-hards the both of you. She probably was some smoke-colored camp girl. Looked like that one's mother.

 

[ChattyS3]

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

Ew, you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

 

[JayD213]

^ "You no want breakfast?"

 

[adf34sfd]

" It happens sometimes. People just explode. natural causes."

 

[Flyin90]

Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy.

Son, you got a panty on your head.

 

[JayD213]

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!"

 

[adf34sfd]

" Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense! Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. "

 

[Joe Houle]

"Oh Mr. Greenfield"

:d: :d: :d: :d: :d: :d: :d:
fuck yeah! that was the one that started it for me! :jerkoff:



First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV..

 

[Guest]

^ :d: :d: :drink:

 

[Guest]

"I am Satan, watch my head spin!"

 

[Guest]

Archie: I used to box for Oxford.
Otto: I used to kill for the CIA.


Otto: You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, fuck-face, dickhead, asshole.
Archie: How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
Otto: You are the vulgarian, you fuck!


Otto: It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!


Otto: Pork away pal. Fuck her blue.


. :d:

 

[Guest]

This is a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun!


You're not trying to draw a psycho pension! You really are crazy!

 

[Brrapp]

Ira: "He's Australian, he'll kill you and make a hat out of your skin!"

 

[swyatt2170]

Doctor: Captain? How soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Doctor: You can tell me I'm a Doctor?
Captain Oveur: No, I mean I'm just not sure.
Doctor: Can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well... not for another 2 hours.
Doctor: ... you can't take a guess for another 2 hours?

 

[swyatt2170]

Stryker: Surely you can't be serious.
Doctor: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

Sorry, I watched Airplane for the first time in ages last night. Still makes me laugh.

 

[crashmasterd]

Blazing Saddles was just one long favorite movie quote.


"Where're da white women at?"

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

"Iz it twoo what dey say? OH! It's twoo! It's twoo!"

"Hey Cookie! Can we have some more beans!"

 

[doug]

You Murricans put movies on too high a pedestal.......... :nana:

Try quoting Shakespeare instead........... :wave:

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html

 

[milq]

I can't believe no one has quoted this movie yet:

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.



Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.



I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump.

 

[Guest]

:sign5: :drink: