So as I'm getting off my bike at work this morning, the Platoon Sergeant walks up and says, "hey Chief, when you gonna get the rest of the plastic put on your bike?" At first I just blinked at him to see if he was being facetious. Turns out he was serious. So then I smiled politely and explained to him that there are more types of bikes besides Harleys and "crotch rockets". Seems all non-bikers only know of those 2 categories.