If you're wearing a purple shirt, why is your belly-button lint blue? (I pulled that one on a girl in High School and rendered her speechless. An otherwise smart girl.)
:d: :crying: (oh gods, I remember that crap. Then five minutes later: "I want you to fix me!" "I can't fix you. Only you can fix you." "I don't know how! You're just going to leave me because I'm so fücked up.")
For some really scary stuff, there's a thread on advrider called "the BSC ex-wife" or similar. I've contributed my own stories but they pale in comparison to the nightmares told by others.
A forum community dedicated to Triumph motorcycle owners and enthusiasts. Come join the discussion about performance, modifications, classifieds, troubleshooting, maintenance, and more!