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If a plane crashes on the border of Canada and the US where do you bury the survivors?
 

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If you're wearing a purple shirt, why is your belly-button lint blue? (I pulled that one on a girl in High School and rendered her speechless. An otherwise smart girl.)
 

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:d: :crying: (oh gods, I remember that crap. Then five minutes later: "I want you to fix me!" "I can't fix you. Only you can fix you." "I don't know how! You're just going to leave me because I'm so fücked up.")
 

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For some really scary stuff, there's a thread on advrider called "the BSC ex-wife" or similar. I've contributed my own stories but they pale in comparison to the nightmares told by others.
 

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Discussion Starter · #90 ·
Me: hey look, Laverne and Shirley is on.

Daughter: like I know who that is

Wifey: they're the the three stooges.

Me: :wtf:

Me: Laverne and Shirley?

Wifey: (blank stare... Long pause) Oh that was Larry and Curly or something
 

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"Camero" ?
 

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And just FYI, I am blonder than your wife. Don't make me prove it.
 

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