[rnexussix]

Irish girls with no beer. Even more dangerous.

 

[Onestep]

If a plane crashes on the border of Canada and the US where do you bury the survivors?

 

[crashmasterd]

If you're wearing a purple shirt, why is your belly-button lint blue? (I pulled that one on a girl in High School and rendered her speechless. An otherwise smart girl.)

 

[Corn Fed]

It's not about the nail?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg

 

[crashmasterd]

:d: :crying: (oh gods, I remember that crap. Then five minutes later: "I want you to fix me!" "I can't fix you. Only you can fix you." "I don't know how! You're just going to leave me because I'm so fücked up.")

 

[doug]

Jesus

 

[doug]

In the middle of trying to explain that Washington DC isn't in a state. This isn't going well, she doesn't even know what DC stands for.

 

[limey]

Best of luck

 

[milq]

For some really scary stuff, there's a thread on advrider called "the BSC ex-wife" or similar. I've contributed my own stories but they pale in comparison to the nightmares told by others.

 

[doug]

Me: hey look, Laverne and Shirley is on.

Daughter: like I know who that is

Wifey: they're the the three stooges.

Me: :wtf:

Me: Laverne and Shirley?

Wifey: (blank stare... Long pause) Oh that was Larry and Curly or something

 

[BUCKET]

opcorn:

 

[doug]

Holy shit...

 

[protege83]

Splain....

 

[doug]

Wheel Of Fortune

That's

-------SS


No chance you guess her guess

 

[crashmasterd]

"Camero" ?

 

[crashmasterd]

And just FYI, I am blonder than your wife. Don't make me prove it.

 

[doug]

Ummm...




Prove it

 

[crashmasterd]

 

[doug]

wheel of fortune

that's

-------ss


no chance you guess her guess

that's
genius

 

[Onestep]

Wheel Of Fortune

That's

-------SS


No chance you guess her guess

Dat a-- Or. NaziSS