I love the monsters but I always feel like it's a woman's bike. Like, anytime I see one at school, the bar, etc. I always expect a Jessica Alba-esque woman in full leathers to come walkin out and get on but right before she leaves she tells me "bice bike, here's my address and a key to my place, race you there". Then she tosses her hair around and puts on her arai and is off, I of course start up speedy and proceed to "rip the lungs outta the duc" and we end up haing hot monkey sex that ends with her throwing me out because we can't agree on which is the better bike, Duc or S3. That's the main reason why i just can't see myself on a Monster, I mean how weird would it be if the girl walks out and we're on the exact same bike ???