If this is a joke, I can definitely fix the offending rattle and shake with an 18 pound sledge - on the bike or on the rider. ;D
You sound smarter than CB. ;Dzooplancton said:hahahahaha... had me going there... i was having starter probs last 2 weeks and just got it fixed. it sounded pretty insane upon start up. all better now though.
the good that came of it all? i know that you can push start an s3 in 2nd gear. (whole lotta fun that was. trying to leave a popular bike eatery to boot - paid 2 kids 5 bucks to help out)