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You know what they say, if anyone ever tells you that you drink too much, never talk to that person again.

You don't need that kind of negativity in your life..
 

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I've created a monster. After giving her a few sips here and there, my dog now begs for beer like she does food.



Bring on the peanut butter jokes.
I let my girlfriends old english bulldog has a sip now and again.

one day I let him drink a whole Dogfish 120.

he walked around just letting piss dribble out of his pecker for hours.

never again.
 

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We've all had Bucket. And you won't even need wine. He's that easy.


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Bucket
There's a port, on a western bay
And it serves a hundred ships a day
Lonely kunts, pass the time away
And talk about their homes

And there's an Austrian in this harbor town
And he works layin' whiskey down
They say "Bucket, fetch another round"
He serves them whiskey and wine

The kunts they say "Bucket, you're a fine girl"(you're a fine girl)
"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl)
"Yeah your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea"

Bucket, wears a braided chain
Made of finest hemp from the North of Maine
A locket that bears the name
Of the man that Bucket loves

He came on a summer's day
You could smell the gonj from far away
But he made it clear he couldn't stay
Rancho Relaxo was not his home

2Doggs said "Bucket, you're a fine girl" (you're afine girl)
"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl)
"But my life, my lover, my lady is the weed"

Yeah, Bucket used to watch his eyes
When he told his hooligan stories
He could feel his knickers grow and rise
2Doggs eyed his ‘raging glory
But he had always told the truth, lord, he was an honest man
And Bucket does his best to understand

At night when the bars close down
Bucket walks through a silent town
And loves a Dogg who's not around
He still can hear him say

He hears him say " Bucket, you're a fine girl"(you're a fine girl)
"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl)
"But my life, my lover, my lady is the weed"

He hears him say " Bucket, you're a fine girl"(you're a fine girl)
"What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl)
"But my life, my lover, my lady is the weed"


 

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Brekkie of champions, oh my fekkin head..

I guess you shouldn't mix apple pie moonshine with Chimay, with more moonshine, with LongLeaf IPA, with gin and lime, with watermelon Jell-O shots.

I think I died but I'm too hungover to realize it yet..

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This thread is about hanging one leg off the bed, foot on the floor, to stop the spinning.

This thread is about remembering nothing but people's shoes all night because you couldn't hold your head up.

This thread is about waking up with shaky hands, cotton mouth, and some chubby brunette named Brenda(you think)


dont bring that lame political bs in here
 
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