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An apt description. It did nearly get me in trouble with a 13 year old girl (I was 18/19 and she looked like 17/18 to me.)
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How big was the strap on she was gonna do you with?
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We were still negotiating when her father caught us.
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Vodka. Wine, cheese and crackers. Fúck Yeah. FTW.
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Missus said I'm not to drink the whole bottle of wine tonight. So I've left half a glass in the bottle and thinking should I drink a 6 pack of beer, a cardboard box of premix cocktail mix or a different bottle of wine...
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I like your wisdom Limey. Did you ever play rugby? You speak the wisdom of a forward.
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Oh, and I polished off the rest of the vodka and opened a new bottle of wine.
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You were a fly half? That would explain a fair bit actually.
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I don't know what any of you are talking about, but I just dumped a turd that was world-class orgasmic. The kind where you absent mindedly leave cab fare on the tank. The kind that only uses 3 sheets of Toilet Paper: One up, one down, and one to polish.
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Eulogy. Not Obituary.
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Dbl is channeling through Crash.
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" ... It has occurred to me, brother, that wisdom may not be the end of everything. Goodness and kindliness are, perhaps, beyond wisdom. Is it not possible that the ultimate end is gaiety and music and a dance of joy? Wisdom is the oldest of all things. Wisdom is all head and no heart. Behold, brother, you are being crushed under the weight of your head. You are dying of old age while you are yet a child.” - James Stephens
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"Intelligence has a lot to do with what folks believe. Those with smart kids, for example, are more likely to believe in heredity."
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