Sure fire diet and exercise plan
Woke up at 3 AM on Wednesday with unbelievable abdominal pain and puked my guts out several times. Should have called 911 right then but I gutted it out until my PCP opened at 8:00 and made an appointment for 3:30. Puked several more times, could not keep even a sip of water down. Dr said he thought I had a kidney stone and sent me to the ER. Puked twice in his office. ER shot me up with pain killers, anti nausea and saline, did a CT scan and confirmed kidney stone, sent me home full of morphine. Got 3 prescriptions filled and was home by 10 PM, never ate a thing. Took my meds as prescribed on Thursday and drank plenty of fluids, hydrocodone kept the pain pretty well at bay, managed to eat a little apple sauce and a banana. Woke up Thursday at 3 AM with what felt like a knife in my back. Didn't mess around this time and took the bus to a different ER. Once again they shot me up with morphine and sent me to see 2 different urologists. So now I'm waiting to get admitted to the main hospital at 3:30 Friday, not allowed to eat or drink anything except Hyrocodone. They are going to use ultrasound to pulverize the stone. 60+ hours since I've had a meal. If this regimen doesn't drop 10 pounds off my fat ass I don't know what will. Also, puking 8 times in one day will give you abs of steel.