[doug]

It's a Hardcastle and Mccormick kind of morning

 

[2doggs]

Good lord. That bad?

 

[doug]

It was either that or spend time with my family

 

[Night Train]

Interesting, I feel like our office the only office open. Glad I'm not alone. I can't wait to leave and go back to bed. Sleep apnea is no joke. Even with the CPAP.

 

[Onestep]

I know of a doctor dude that could hook you up.
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polop...rivatives/article_635/executions25n-1-web.jpg

 

[Night Train]

I had that once before a colonoscopy and you feel it in your veins and then you're knocked the fûck out. Good stuff.

 

[Night Train]

Lmao. Cornfed starting crap on trat.

 

[doug]

Did colonoscopy talk make you think of trat?

 

[Night Train]

Lol

 

[protege83]

:d:

 

[doug]

I just ordered a cheeseburger that normally comes with bacon. I told them to delete the bacon, am I a commie?

 

[Joe Houle]

No, not at all.

I like bacon, but there are certain things that are just getting old right about now.

The BACON BACON BACON crowd is one of those things.

Yes, I get it, I agree, bacon is good. But even my Great Grandpa knew that but he didn't be a complete toolbag douche about it.

Similar with tattoos. I'm fully covered, but I normally wear long sleeves because douche bags come up to me like we are in some special club together.


to be honest, no ink and going baconless on your bacon cheeseburger is about the most rebelious thing you can do these days.

I'm proud of you Doug. Very proud.

 

[doug]

I think there are at least 3 different bacon fests in the area throughout the year.

 

[Joe Houle]

plenty of plaid shorts with flip flops and white oakley's I imagine

 

[doug]

Beards and fedoras

 

[BUCKET]

When I grow up I want to be an individual just like Doug .

 

[Onestep]

When you said delete you ment on the side right? You can always eat it later.

 

[doug]

I prefer my bacon thin and shitty, just the way waffle house intended.

 

[Night Train]

I lurve bacon

 

[limey]

I just ordered a cheeseburger that normally comes with bacon. I told them to delete the bacon, am I a commie?

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