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I was on the way back from the dealer in KC today, and on the highway my buddy and I are moving along at a "good clip", moving through traffic, nothing scary. When the guy I was with went to pass this asshole in a baby shit green mid nineties cavalier, he tried to swerve and hit my friend Aaron. So I hang back a bit, and he seemed calm, so I open up to pass and the fucker floors it to box me in, then swerves completely into my lane, forcing me onto the shoulder. I end up behind him again, pointing and drawing a finger across my neck. He then takes off at Aaron again, slamming on his brakes and swerving around him almost hitting him on both ends as he passed! I'm fuckin outta here, and I move to the shoulder to put cars between me and him and gun it past like 9 cars. Aaron followed him to a gas station, had some words, and called the cops on the guy for trying to kill him. Dude leaves, cops come, and take a report. The cops side with us on the whole deal, and say they are gonna mail him a wreckless endangerment ticket. Thank god the cutie that saw it all happen stopped to get gas, and stuck around to tell the cops what she saw! Gotta love these college towns... Fucking Dick.

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Barrels too short for my taste, but revolvers are my favorite. Ever fired a S&W 500? AWESOME handgun...
 

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You and your bud should have stomped a fuckin mud hole in his ass, seriously, beat that fucker down.
 

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Should have got the fuckers address from the cop.

Then go over late some night and piss in the heater intake vent of his car.


OR, go get a little can of cocktail shrimp and dump THEM down the heater intake. When they start to go bad they start to stink to high heaven! He'll never get rid of the stench.
 

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good to hear you guys tracked him down and confronted him. (how old was he? ethnic background? age?)

very cool too that the girl stepped up and gave word. some people are truly amazing idiots.

just yesterday on the commute to work, i have a guy pull right out into me about to take out my front fender, i gave him a beep (driving in my cage) and he fucking flips me off, full arm out of window. i gas it and lane up next to him and stare at his fat ass, and he doesn't even look over at all, and i'm blatantly in his face. he's lucky i didn't just follow him to where he was going and create an intense moment for him to start his day off on.

way fucking glad i wasn't on the triumph... i'd be in jail right now
 

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I know a guy that welds a loop to every bike he owns, and a large ball peen hammer resides in that loop. It is used to remind people that they are assholes with a shattered window, or knocked off side mirror. I have seen him do it, he will ride by really fast and play polo with the side of their car...
 

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I have seen him do it, he will ride by really fast and play polo with the side of their car...
SIK, I'm actually LOL......that is some funny shit.....still LOL :laugh:
 

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StuckInKansas said:
I know a guy that welds a loop to every bike he owns, and a large ball peen hammer resides in that loop. It is used to remind people that they are assholes with a shattered window, or knocked off side mirror. I have seen him do it, he will ride by really fast and play polo with the side of their car...
+100 for spirit!
 

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That's why I have a pistol in my tank bag...
 

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StuckInKansas said:
I know a guy that welds a loop to every bike he owns, and a large ball peen hammer resides in that loop. It is used to remind people that they are assholes with a shattered window, or knocked off side mirror. I have seen him do it, he will ride by really fast and play polo with the side of their car...
HFS...i was just about to post the same exact thing when i read this...i know an old harley dude who does the same thing...he actually has a sick fucking bike...he has a what looks like possibly real skull with a dagger coming out the mouth and h4s in the eye sockets for a headlight...he has the hammer loop thing going too...he reps the small faction of harley riders i still respect and wouldnt fuck with
 

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What an ass. It's one thing for someone to be none driving..but for him to make an effort to make you crash, he's owed a proper ass kickin'....or more!
 

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I was thinking the whole time that is hard to fight a guy in a helmet and gloves with titanium knuckles. Padded leather jacket, boots with toe sliders...
 

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That's freakin' crazy!!! Hopefully that ass-hole will get a nice expensive ticket in the mail to remind him what a Prick he is. Sometimes I feel like mounting a rocket launcher to Speedy and just blowing mother-fuckers off the road who pull stupid shit like that. Straight up Delta-Force style!!!
 

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Awesome! Not about the ass driver, but that you got the cops on him. that'll hit him hard right where it hurts us all. Karma will take care of the rest.
I've had a few close calls but nothing deliberate like that. What an ass-hat. I'd of tracked him down and taken him to jail if i'd of gotten the call. And shit, with the gloves they've got these days, you don't need a hammer.
 

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I know, I wear Icon Ti-max gloves. They are very comfy, breathe well, and the most protective gloves I have ever seen. Also really good for bustin' heads.
 

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I was thinking the whole time that is hard to fight a guy in a helmet and gloves with titanium knuckles. Padded leather jacket, boots with toe sliders...
A long time ago... I was cut off by three ******** in a Bronco. I passed them on an offramp. They chased me down, I cut through a parking lot, and was just about to get away when one of the guys ran through traffic and tackled me off my bike. They dragged me to the side of the road and beat the shit out of me for what seemed like an hour (it was probably two minutes). Passersby stopped them and called the cops.

They got away with it - cop knew them. I got a scratched faceshield and three broken ribs - that Marushin was a great helmet.
Three months later, these guys beat a motorist to death.

Moral - don't go after an idiot - he may be more psychotic than you. Let the cops deal with 'em (or not as in my case)
 

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Confronting a car (or tuck/bronco/ute whatever) on a motorcycle is insane. Almost all of the time you are faster, smaller, and more agile than they are- BUT! They are bigger, heavier, and more likely to smash you like a bug. Best policy if a cage is fucking with you: Run Away! Don't antagonize! Get the license number if you can, but get away from those lunatics.

Bast case scenario, I find out where they live and exact my revenge. Worst case scenario I live to fight another day.

Cage v/s Motorcycle = Cage wins every time.

I will never understand these movies where a guy in a car is terrorized by a bunch of motorcyclists. What?? I'd find an outlaw gang of Buick enthusiasts terrorizing a guy on a Yamaha more believable.
 

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That is fn f*#ked,i wonder what the f*#k is going on lately.Have seen it happening a lot lately and it happened to me a couple of years ago at a 100km/h on the highway.Luckily i saw what was coming and had time to avoid it.It should be classed as attempted murder i think and dealt with accordingly.You gotta wonder. :violent1: :violent1: :violent1: :violent1:
 
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