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I use to not understand it. Boy buys bike--boy brings bike home--boy changes every single stock part on bike. I was like--huh? Didn't you like the bike to start off with?

I was wandering through my life happy as could be until one day, I found myself in a bike dealership. The next thing I knew, I was signing my life away and getting a set of keys to a shinny new machine. She came home, found a space in the coral near speedy. She was pretty. She was new. She made me happy--and then it happened. I woke up the next day and said to myself-----"hhhhhmmmm, wouldn't she look better if I......?" Let's see--new grips, mirrors, turn signals, custom seat, rear seat cowl, exhaust, hugger, undertail, sliders, swing arm spools, kick stand, decals etc. Take off the stock fly screen, reflectors, stickers, so on and so forth. WTF!!!! Suddenly, I hear a little Devi on my shoulder saying "stock sucks". Doesn't help that Cheap is on the other shoulder agreeing with him.

But it doesn't end there. A new bike is just a reason to upgrade your gear. Hey, you need the best stuff right? That KBC helmet? Piece of shit. Of course, it needs to be replaced by a Corsair. The jacket, boots, etc--same thing.

I'm a girl for cryin out loud! I'm not supposed to be this way! Stock should be enough--leave the mods to the boys and wonder why the hell they do it. But I feel like I've given birth--she's my baby. I bought a new car and never washed it. I bought a new bike and washed it after takin' her out once. So now I'm broke but happy and I look at her and see her full potential just like any proud momma would. "One day she'll get there, I say to myself". She just needs love and encouragement. I'm starting to understand why you boys do what you do. I'm thinking I should get away from all of you--but I think it's to late--something already bit me!
 

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Ah now you know why we do it,might have to cut big cat some slack now.Lets hope you don't grow testicles. :eek: :popcorn:
 

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girls got caviar taste let me tell ya that much she had her head in about 20 helmets.....

didn't know anything about em just how they felt..... which one does she pick?

the top O the line ARAI..... go figure.... Good thing I know all the dealers in the area....
 

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Stock SUX! :devil:

Custom says it belongs to me, and I don't care what you think.
Male/Female has nothing to do with it.

:wrench: :wrench: :wrench:










PS - Just wait, soon you will start finding reasons to buy TOOLS too. ;)
 
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Cata--maybe I just have a top-O-the-line head! Smart chicks are sexy!

Ahhh, tools. She's new so for the moment, the changes I'm lookin at are mostly cosmetic. Course, there's nothin like the smell of grease to make a girl all hot and bothered! ;D I'm sure as her mechanical parts need to be replaced I'll be like.....maybe we should upgrade her breaks, tires, etc, etc.....course, I'll need new tools for that!

I'm in trouble big time!

BTW, thanks Devi for just encouraging me! Gonna need to get you up here sometime to help me pimp my ride! ;D
 

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Wow, Girl is Born girl grows up.
Women is not happy , Why because stock sucks!!!!! So New after market tits after market ass lipo suction, gym, Etc!!!! followed with CUSTOME PAINT and Accessories... make up, Perfume and tight Clothing.
Women meets Man and she is happy..... Aftermarket works >>>>>>>>>>>>> OK after a few kids guess what .........................

.............Stock sucks Women starts all over again

             Men don't come close to that!!!!!!!  :jerkit:
 
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We just might have to start planning a trip. :)
Have a spare bedroom--as long as you don't mind dogs! Since there are now three bikes in the garage, we've got room for one or two more! Course, you'll have to park your car/truck/trailer in the driveway! Want her loud, fast, and bitchin!
 

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Dogs are not a problem - I have 4 Goldens.

Barley, Bailey, Blazer, and Simba.
 
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Devious said:
Dogs are not a problem - I have 4 Goldens.

Barley, Bailey, Blazer, and Simba.
Right--forgot. Sorry. One pitbull--Maisie, and three Catahoula Bulldogs--Dreugan, Brooklyn, and Baloo.
 
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"The force is strong with this one."

Chacha Sideous--Too Cute! Hope you don't have kids--LOL! Let me guess, Luke, Hans, and Leia!
 
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