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Since being laid-off, i have fallen directly into the role of MAN BITCH, stay at home dad, Mr Mom, take your pick. I'am kinda groovin on it though, watching mom drag her ass out of bed in the morning and goin to work, whether ya want to or not. Welcome to my world honey.

Anyway, Bubba and me, ( my 7 yr old son ), and my sixteen year old step son, have been having to cook for ourselves. Not a problem really since , for the first time ever, My step son and i are actually gettin along, go figure.

So, i need to know, is there a better sandwich in the whole world than Fried balogna, on toasted wheat bread, with Swiss cheese and mustard? I think not.

So lets have em guys, your best Bachelor recipes. I'am talking the kind of food you would cook for yourself if MaMa was no where around, wont be home for days, and it's just you and the boys, roughing it. Make me proud. :pow:
 

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what's wrong with a good ol' grilled cheese? ;D Or better yet, to refrain from any cook'n at all, how 'bout a good ol' PB & J? :violent1: ;D
 

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I use a rice cooker to make spanish style beans&rice at least 5to6 times a week. Just through all the stuff in, come back in 15 min, good to go. I make loads of chili in a slow cooker that lasts for days. It's all about leftovers.
 

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Qualudes and Beer :eek:
 

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thegoat said:
Qualudes and Beer :eek:
AAAAHHH goat, you are dating yourself sir. But, there was a time when, back in the day.......
 

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Toasted ham and cheese
Toasted braised steak and onions sandwich
Even toasted spaghetti sandwiches are ok
 

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DirtMcGirt said:
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tunafuckin'fish :horse:


open can...drain...cover in hot sauce...ummmmmm :beer:
Several words: I'd rather eat the ass end of a menstruating skunk that has been raped by Limey, than eat canned tuna.

That being said bachelor food is the same as regular food, because I'm the cook! That means grill time baby. Last night porno (beer can in the ass) chicken, mesquite smoked ribs, cheesy potatoes, baked beans, grilled asparagus. Yummers! If quick and easy is the ticket I'll go with nuked burritos!
 

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The reason I get all the babes is because I actually cook. In fact, I'll cook anything and cook it well.

I made lasagna for my class on Tuesday, with parmesan cheese toast made from home made bread. They ate it up, and I made myself sick on the leftovers last night!

A typical bachelor meal for me might be chicken and prosciutto tortelloni in a pesto cream sauce, OR string beans with red peppers in oyster sauce over basmati rice.

I'm also partial to jalapeno cheddar cheese bread, but I don't make it anymore. It wrecks my digestive tract and pollutes my hemorrhoids.
 

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While I enjoy cooking, I also appreciate the simplicity of bachelor cooking. Some of my favorites are:

Chili mac n' cheese (Can of chili, box of mac n' cheese)
Fried Spaghetti Sandwich
Fried Salami Sandwich (far superior to fried bologna)
Butter Burgers (Burger patty fired in butter, with a pat of butter melted through as it cooks the first side)
Fried PB&J (even better in a snackmaster)
Fried Egg sandwich, with bacon and cheddar, of course
bratwurst burrito (two brats, mustard and kraut in a tortilla)

Just some to think about.
 

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Dfib said:
I'd really love to eat the ass end of a menstruating skunk that has been raped by Limey, he's really hot!

Do what ya gotta do bro... :gayaway: :fingure: :wave:
I don't want the sunk, just Limey!
 
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The reason I get all the babes is because I actually cook. In fact, I'll cook anything and cook it well.

I made lasagna for my class on Tuesday, with parmesan cheese toast made from home made bread. They ate it up, and I made myself sick on the leftovers last night!

A typical bachelor meal for me might be chicken and prosciutto tortelloni in a pesto cream sauce, OR string beans with red peppers in oyster sauce over basmati rice.

I'm also partial to jalapeno cheddar cheese bread, but I don't make it anymore. It wrecks my digestive tract and pollutes my hemorrhoids.
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My favorite meal to cook:

A couple of elk stakes fresh off the grill, covered in hand chopped and roasted fresh garlic and mushrooms.
Baked acorn squash with butter and brown sugar.
Yellow squash and zuchini sauted with bacon, fresh garlic, and onions.
Fresh baked whole wheat beer bread.

And a couple of pints of honey wheat beer.

For dessert, bananas Foster:
Hard frozen vanilla icecream in large fluted water goblets.
Bananas sauted in butter, with brown sugar, cinnamon, a touch of clove, banana liquer, and spiced rum.
Pour over icecream and top with whipped cream (preferably fresh made).
 

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Bananas Foster almost sounds good... I have banana issues from grade school, my mom packed my lunch and always put a banana in there. By the time lunch rolled around everything in there smelled and tasted like bananas.

I do something similar with plantains, fried in butter till golden brown, mashed and re-fried with better cinnamon and brown sugar. At the last minute add spiced rum and butterscotch schnapps, light it on fire (ok not necessary, but fun!) and as it sputters out cover the whole mess with homemade whipped cream.

My party last fall I did smoked beef briskets (apple, cherry, and hickory) 16 hours to slow smoked goodness! That may have been my best effort to date. ;D I think the secret was rubbing them down with rub mixed with worchestersire sauce, and left to marinate 24 hours.
 

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Here is the easiest beer bread recipe I have.... It is the same as the "Pampered Chef" beer bread, fucking awesome warm slathered with real dairy butter!

3 cups Flour
1 Tbsp plus 1 1/2 tsp Baking powder
1 tsp salt
3 Tbsp sugar
Mix together
Add 12 ounce can of beer
Bake at 375 for 45-50 minutes
 

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You guys suck. WTF are ya doin to me. I thought i was kickin ass with fried baloney samiches and you homos come back with eggs florentine, sautaed penis of wild impala and shit. This is bachelor food damnit.

May i offer you a wafer thin mint. :pow: :smiley-asskiss:
 
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