This never happens to me!!!

It never happens to "them" either, trust me. I was never flashed on my hardley, been flashed twice now on speedy.

I have ridden HD stuff for 14 years and have never gotten any flashes from any women, hell they usually roll up the wet t-shirt contests when they see me coming (thank goodness, most of those women need to be wearing LOTS of clothes).

On the other hand, I get a lot of waves and have been flagged down a few times by girls 10 years younger than me when on Speedy!

maybe you fellers need to borrow cheap's charm. 8) :tongue2:

:fingure: :twofinger: :devil:

Cheap does a lot of flashing, he's got the biggest tits I've seen. :fingure:

limey said:

Cheap does a lot of flashing, he's got the biggest tits I've seen. :fingure:

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what's wrong with a little man boobs? :finger:

That was a 'Big Dog' motorcycle. Basically a hopped up S&S motor in a mass produced frame then just add whatever cute paint job you want all for around 30k... They're only good for going in a straight line and didn't impress me at all when I was working at that Triumph dealership which was selling them. Oh, and that dealership went under because they had 3 almost identical chopper brands (Big Dog, Ironhorse, and one other) and people saw right through that crap. Basically just a prettied up harley with a HUGE price tag.

Custom chrome choppers are for wankers.

kuhlka said:

Custom chrome choppers are for wankers.

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+1
ow: ow: ow:

I've been flashed twice. Once was when I was in a ratty old 1966 Ford Econoline van with a couple of buddies. The other time was a bush shot to both me and my ex wife- in our Ford Festiva. What was that shit about?

Crash! They felt sorry for you in that little Ford!lol They figured you needed all the help you could get....sean

crashmasterd said:

I've been flashed twice. Once was when I was in a ratty old 1966 Ford Econoline van with a couple of buddies. The other time was a bush shot to both me and my ex wife- in our Ford Festiva. What was that shit about?

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We were bailing a buddy out of jail in Daytona during bike week and this hot young thing was getting out at the same time. We asked her what they got her for. "Doing this" she said as she pulled up her shirt. "What?" we asked. "Doing this" as she flashed us again 10 feet outside the cop shop. We all were rolling on the ground laughing.

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Crash! They felt sorry for you in that little Ford!lol They figured you needed all the help you could get....sean

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You may laugh, but that was the best car I've ever owned when you consider $ v/s miles. Bought it for under $2000 with less than 20,000 miles on it. Sold it ten years and 200,000 miles later and never did anything other than consumables and a CV joint to it. Sold it for $500, and every single piece of factory equipment still worked, and it still had it's original clutch.

Top that. opcorn:

its hard to fall off four wheels, crash. :gtfo:

Don't think I haven't tried.

Crash is an equal opportunity crasher! ow:

I've gotten flashed a few times on the trains. The first time, about 10 years ago, was a double. There were some people on an overpass about 10 or 11pm, i saw them from a ways off and thought they were going to drop something on us or something like that, but when we got close two girls @18 lifted their shirts. They were nice too, firm and round....mmm ow:. The 2nd time was on the same run except the girl was off to the side with a group of people partying in a relatively hidden area, she pulled her shirt up and was dancing around like an idiot. I don't think she thought we would actually notice her, because when I hollered out the window at her she stopped pretty quickly. The last time was behind Skippers bar in Lacrosse maybe a year ago, some big ol' bar snag came out the back door and shook her whoppers at me, yikes :shocker:. I still have nightmares on that one. Maybe she's one of Dfib's friends? ;D

cheapbastard said:

maybe you fellers need to borrow cheap's charm. 8) :tongue2:

:fingure: :twofinger: :devil:

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Forget about that,should try some of the ol Bucket charm,works wonders for me,i think,shit i was just asleep,damn! ;D

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The last time was behind Skippers bar in Lacrosse maybe a year ago, some big ol' bar snag came out the back door and shook her whoppers at me, yikes :shocker:. I still have nightmares on that one. Maybe she's one of Dfib's friends? ;D

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:wtf: Nope!

Not even sure where skippers bar is... Too many fucking bars in this town.

Think about it this way... Instead of a $30k bike you can buy a brand new S3 and use the rest of the money to rent a strip club for a whole night! Or better yet go to Vegas and have a really good time.

Dfib said:

Not even sure where skippers bar is...

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You're probably better off that way.
It's across the tracks from Bucky's Burger Barn, I don't know how to get to either of them on the streets though.