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My initial feelings after riding my bike for the first time is... my ass is barely touching the seat. I am usually ridding on my nutz smashed against the tank. So I say I need a softer tank.

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or a new seat that takes your nuts away from the tank and sits you back further. unless of course you enjoy mashing your nards on the tank.
 

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tripleniple said:
My initial feelings after riding my bike for the first time is... my ass is barely touching the seat. I am usually ridding on my nutz smashed against the tank. So I say I need a softer tank.

john
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Compared to the earlier bikes, the 1050 bikes take smashed nuts to the next level.
 

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Y'all are some flat balled sonsa' bitches. :horse:
 

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Fitted clip-ons to the bitch... so before i speak to anyone after hoppin off the bike I have to remove my balls from my tits.
 

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Fitted clip-ons to the bitch... so before i speak to anyone after hoppin off the bike I have to remove my balls from my tits.
You got tits Kmoss? Are they big ones? Do you enjoy lookin' at yourself in the mirror? :wave:
 

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When I ran into Kmoss last week at our inpromptu two-man, triple fest here in Northern NJ I saw no tits..
shocking!
 

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and there seems no Smashed Grapes Syndrome solution for the '99-'01 ? :/
there is!! part ex for a newer one:wink2:

i had a 98 955i and can definitely state my nuts have inflated slightly since owning my 07 S3..................slightly that is lol..... next stop sargent seat
 

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I noticed with a fairly long ride that the 11 is easier on the nads than my previous seats. I think the seat was designed to get more contact with the ass cheeks. Probably easier to emit flatulence too but word to the wise...don't wear ski bibs in the winter, as a fragrant delivery will be made right in the area of the schnoz and it won't be a welcomed one.
 

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You can do like me and tuck them into your ass..
 

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I'm reaching out to Sargent and on the hunt for solutions to my '99-'01 Dilemma.
It's mission impossible to find parts for my bike but I gotta save my yarbles.
and this from Sargent Seats :/
"Dear Sire, Unfortunately we do not make a complete seat or seat cover for your model motorcycle. We can offer you Custom Seat Service to rework and recover your existing seat."

Anyone Done this with Sargent for '99 - '01 Triple Seat??
It's a split seat. I'm only interested in the Driver Seat. Essentially I want to get away from the Bowl of it that forces me fwd.
Want more of a true Wall at the back of the driver seat to provide more sit room.

musta been the reason why Triumph went to this one...
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