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You are both hereby deputized paramedics!

Me paramedic, strong like ox, smart like tractor!!!
 
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Hey dfib do they none sell reliable home dfigs// ( not to put you out of a job but I think it would take you a while to get here!!)
 

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Yes they do - But they are expensive enough to make you cringe and CB have a stroke! $1500 for a entry level model and they go WAY up from there (ie ours are $20k+ for a professional model) - They are in a transitional phase right now with The American Heart Association putting out new guidelines, so any purhased now will be obsolete within 6 months - Now I'm curious though - gonna look for one on ebay.......
 

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AC isn't gonna fix the problem - you'll need to go play with a welder or some other DC supply - Your average car battery might be enough to do the job depending what rhythm your heart is in........ Hook up two wires to the battery..... Negative on right shoulder - positive on your left side at the level of your 5th or 6th rib. Have fun :eek: - you might consider pre-medicating your self with a little beer or whiskey first. ;D
 
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thanks dfib. I have one of those Sears rolling battery chargers with a 200amp starter mode.
Would that work?? You could try it out on CB during your forthcoming visit with him!
 
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Okay dfib, but we may need under cover agents to find out where chickencheapbastard
is running off to. :mad: So where is CB going??
 

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I suggest checking all of the Triumph dealers in his area of NC, next we'll find the bar that has the special on coors light........ It's just a matter of time. If we get truely desperate we'll issue a nation wide warrant for him......There are perks with working with LEO's on a regular basis!! ;D
 

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alright dfib, got the house all set up and booby trapped for ya! As soon as you pull in the driveway, a huge bucket of scorched yeller paint will be poured onto you and your S3!!! ;D
 

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alright dfib, got the house all set up and booby trapped for ya! As soon as you pull in the driveway, a huge bucket of scorched yeller paint will be poured onto you and your S3!!! ;D
Damn - who told you I suck at painting stuff!!! It took me 4 tries to get my HD right back in the day......... Not to mention that will REALLY kill the trade in value! :mad:
 
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