Worthless non-important suggestion

I second that commotion.

damn it!!!!! I can't even get my smilie's to appear on here!!!

dfib said:

Picturing CB:

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YEP! I'm about as computer illiterate as Tracker!

Don't worry CB you are MUCH more computer literate than I am.

Hey dfib do they none sell reliable home dfigs// ( not to put you out of a job but I think it would take you a while to get here!!)

Yes they do - But they are expensive enough to make you cringe and CB have a stroke! $1500 for a entry level model and they go WAY up from there (ie ours are $20k+ for a professional model) - They are in a transitional phase right now with The American Heart Association putting out new guidelines, so any purhased now will be obsolete within 6 months - Now I'm curious though - gonna look for one on ebay.......

Thanks dfib, if I have heart trouble I'll just stick my fingers into an electric outlet.

AC isn't gonna fix the problem - you'll need to go play with a welder or some other DC supply - Your average car battery might be enough to do the job depending what rhythm your heart is in........ Hook up two wires to the battery..... Negative on right shoulder - positive on your left side at the level of your 5th or 6th rib. Have fun - you might consider pre-medicating your self with a little beer or whiskey first. ;D

thanks dfib. I have one of those Sears rolling battery chargers with a 200amp starter mode.
Would that work?? You could try it out on CB during your forthcoming visit with him!

That may do the trick! ;D

Okay dfib, but we may need under cover agents to find out where chickencheapbastard
is running off to. So where is CB going??

I suggest checking all of the Triumph dealers in his area of NC, next we'll find the bar that has the special on coors light........ It's just a matter of time. If we get truely desperate we'll issue a nation wide warrant for him......There are perks with working with LEO's on a regular basis!! ;D

Okay dfib put out an APB for a VERY Slow yella speedy.

I think I have his plate number from a pic he posted on triumphrat......

alright dfib, got the house all set up and booby trapped for ya! As soon as you pull in the driveway, a huge bucket of scorched yeller paint will be poured onto you and your S3!!! ;D

cheapbastard said:

alright dfib, got the house all set up and booby trapped for ya! As soon as you pull in the driveway, a huge bucket of scorched yeller paint will be poured onto you and your S3!!! ;D

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Damn - who told you I suck at painting stuff!!! It took me 4 tries to get my HD right back in the day......... Not to mention that will REALLY kill the trade in value!